screw with the wish

Basically, one person makes a wish, and the next person twists that wish to it sound like you don't really want it and makes a wish of their own. NOTE: If you screw a wish, you must make a wish of your own.
Here is an example:
Poster 1: I wish for eternal life!

Poster 2: Granted but you don't get eternal youth.
I wish for food.

Poster 3: Granted but the food is far passed the expiration date.
I wish for a pony.

And we continue from there.

With that being said, I'll start

I wish for super mario strikers!

I dont get this either i guess ill say Sorry but you have to have a wii

you just screw the persons wish up to the point that you wouldn't want it, then you make a wish of your own.

Like how you said that like i would say you cant if you dont have a wii?

Like this:

Loki: I wish I had mario strikers charged!

Ghost days: You get it but the disc has scratches on it and ypu can't play it.
I wish I had some icecream.

Nintendguin: You get the icecream but it's melted and drips on the floor, bye bye icecream.

I'll start:
I wish for a Pizza.

the pizza is covered in sick stuff.

I wish for super mario strikers charged.

It broke on the way home...

I wish for a beard.

it's soooooo long that when you move it tangles around you!

I wish that something good happens from the next post.

Well, of course its not. The post gets deleted.

I wish for a soccer ball.

the soccerball is torn to peices.

I wish for nothing bad to happen in the next post.

Gets deleted again...
I wish for a Pony.

the pony is pure evil, and claws off your head.

I wish for a toothless,clawless cat.

Well it grows claws and teeth. Kittens don't stay kittens forever!
I wish for a unicorn ()

it's horn tirns to a chainsaw and it kills u!

I wish for a lovable pony!

The pony didnt love you it loved someone else
I wish for making my game today

you lose and your dad hates you for losing and you get banned from the house.

I wish that I had $50.00

You were just dreaming.
I wish for a paper clip.

It snaps in half.
I wish for a monkey, with a 3000 day warranty!

Wish granted, but the monkey starts eating all of your bananas, then all of your cookies, then all of your furniture, then your all house, and then he eats you.

I wish for a talking dog.

the dogs swears and your mom shoots him.

I wish for a machine gun!

The pony turns hellish and kills you.

I wish for a fish

the fish is a shark, and it has chainsaws for fins!

I wish for a fully-loaded machine gun that requires me to pull the tab to turn it on, like those toys your little brother gets at McDonalds.

You lost your machine gun when you found it it was snapped in half then your brother snapped it to where it cant work

I wish people would join my forum forever

The pony is really an angry rhino in a pony suit. It kills you.

I wish for a trip to New York!